1 TUT = $1.00**approximatelySTOBLE CHAIN: LIVE (the laptop is plugged in)
GAS FEES: 0.00 TRUST1 TUT = $0.9931 😅IT'S FINE.
CONSENSUS: PROOF OF BROAUDIT: PENDING SINCE 2014FINALITY: EVENTUALLY™
1 TUT = $1.00**approximatelySTOBLE CHAIN: LIVE (the laptop is plugged in)
GAS FEES: 0.00 TRUST1 TUT = $0.9931 😅IT'S FINE.
CONSENSUS: PROOF OF BROAUDIT: PENDING SINCE 2014FINALITY: EVENTUALLY™
Tuther Foundation · Global Economic Forum™
PAULU ADUINIS
CHIEF VIBES OFFICER · VISIONARY · DEFINITELY LOOKING AT THE CHARTS
* he is not looking at the charts. he has never seen a chart.
Daily Affirmations
THE WISDOM OF PAULU
Every morning, Paulu opens his eyes (independently of each other) and speaks truth into the market.
We are the future of stablecoins. Trust me, bro.
— PAULU ADUINIS, probably
Introducing the Stablechain™
STOBLE CHAIN
A revolutionary Layer 1 where TUT is the gas, the money, the validator rewards, and the emotional support. Finality guaranteed eventually™.
MAINNET: LIVE — the laptop is plugged in
Consensus
Proof of Bro
Blocks are valid if Paulu nods. He is always nodding. His neck does that.
TPS
∞*
*measured during the 4 seconds nobody was using it.
Validators
1
Paulu's gaming laptop. Currently at 12% battery. Bullish.
Gas Fees
0.00 TRUST
Gasless. Feeless. Auditless. We removed everything, including the chain part.
Finality
Eventually™
Transactions are final when Paulu stops thinking about them.
Uptime
99.9%*
*of the time the laptop lid is open.
STOBLESCAN — LIVE BLOCKS
block #—
indexer status: vibing · node version: stoble-v0.0.1-bro
Declassified
THE PAULU FILES
Everything the Foundation legally allows you to know about the man, the myth, the moisture.
Official Title
Chief Vibes Officer
Also holds the roles of CFO, auditor, and head of the audit oversight committee. Efficient.
Neck Length
Yes
Extends 4–6 inches whenever someone says the word "reserves." Scientists are baffled.
Eye Contact
Both directions
Can watch the exit and the printer at the same time. This is called visionary leadership.
Liquidity
Visible
That's not drool. That is on-chain, transparent, real-time liquidity. Please stop asking.
Audits Survived
All of them
Technically true, since none have ever occurred.
Favorite Word
"Bro"
Runner-up: "soon™". Third place: "brean't".
Executive Schedule
A DAY WITH PAULU
- 6:00 AM
Wakes up. Checks peg. It's fine.It is not fine. He checks again. Now it's fine.
- 8:30 AM
Prints 2 billion TUT before coffee.Doctors say don't print on an empty stomach. Paulu is built different.
- 10:00 AM
Restarts the Stoble Chain validator.It was downloading a game update. The chain paused. Nobody noticed.
- 11:00 AM
Press briefing. Answers 40 questions with the word "bro."The press remains fully satisfied and not at all screaming.
- 1:00 PM
Lunch with the reserves.Location undisclosed. Reserves could not be reached for comment.
- 4:00 PM
Stares at the ceiling for three hours. Calls it "roadmap planning."
- 9:00 PM
Tweets "we're so back." Goes to sleep upside down like a stable bat.
Live From The Vibes Desk
PEG STATUS
Monitored 24/7 by Paulu personally, with at least one eye at all times.
1 TUT equals
$1.0000
Stable. Definitely stable.
PAULU SAYS:
"IT'S FINE, BRO"
Tuther Foundation Press Briefing
THE PRESS vs PAULU
We can explain... kind of.
"Is this backed by digital air?"— Journalist #1
"Wait, *what* digital air?"— Journalist #2
"I don't understand the graph!"— Journalist #3
"Brean't jouralists!"— Paulu Aduinis, responding fluently